What you need to do if your wife becomes radicalised by your school’s PTA

I want to share this story with you because if it saves just one life, it will all be worthwhile.

Yesterday, I discovered that my wife had been brainwashed and joined an extremist organisation. It’s completely devastated our family, but she is now finally getting the help that she needs.

It turns out that she had been radicalised by our school’s PTA. Please learn to spot the warning signs – early intervention can make a massive difference.

– Is she disappearing for an hour on Wednesday evenings and coming home smelling of Jacob’s Creek, Pringles and Celebrations?

– Is she spending excessive amounts of time in WhatsApp groups, regularly discussing both fundraising and why the Year Three teacher definitely won’t find a man until she gets something done about her bowl cut as it looks like her mum did it?

– Does she keep encouraging you to help her launder millions of pounds through raffle tickets?

– Has she recently started wearing activewear and driving an Audi?

If you can answer ‘yes’ to any of these questions, please contact your nearest Counter Extremism Unit. Details are on Google.