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More and more people selling weight-loss supplements on Facebook seem to be resorting to friending and messaging completely random people to offer them their scientific products that are backed by even more scientific science, and it is wrong. Very wrong. I don’t even need to explain why it generally isn’t …
If you ask a thousand people to think of a terrifying, fictional East End gangster, nearly everyone will come up with two words – Brick Top. As an unlicensed boxing promoter who would love nothing more than ‘cutting your Jacobs off,’ Brick Top would even make the hardest of hard …
I’m absolutely furious! James wanted his bottle today while we were in a coffee shop, and as soon as I started feeding him a lady came over and told me that my exposed biceps were putting her off her food and that I should put a sweatshirt on. Because I …
I want to share this story with you because if it saves just one life, it will all be worthwhile. Yesterday, I discovered that my wife had been brainwashed and joined an extremist organisation. It’s completely devastated our family, but she is now finally getting the help that she needs. …
The Great British cup of tea is a Great British tradition, and as far as I am concerned it should never be rushed. I have come up with a killer recipe for Slow Cooker Tea that gently brings out all of the flavour in the tea leaves without bruising them …
Someone shared this photo of a large group of police officers having a break together at a McDonalds in Harlow, and I am raging about it. Raging mainly because the majority of comments on the photo and the related video are coming from braindead wallopers who have no idea about …
A lot of people have been asking me about how we have paid for our all-inclusive week in Mexico, and so I will let you all in on a little secret. For the past year, I have been running my own business as a representative for Merde De Cheval Weight …
I have come up with an idea that will eliminate all inconsiderate parent parking outside schools forever. I made a shocking discovery one morning last week just as I was preparing to put my two young children Alfie and Elfie in my Land Rover Overfinch for the five-minute journey to …
If you’re planning a family trip to IKEA, here’s my honest review of a very pleasant three hours (it might have been two weeks actually) that I spent there today. First of all, we inadvertently took a wrong turning close to the entrance looking for a trolley and ended up …
I’ve got a huge personal achievement to share with you all now. The photo on the left is back in September 2018, and the photo on the right is March 2019 after deciding that I didn’t want to: – loose five stones in five months taking 132 different fruits and …