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As the debate about Bounty Photographers on maternity wards has kicked off again this week, here are ten ways to stop getting hassled by them practically the second that your little chap or chapess enters the world via the ol’ noo noo. 1 – Switch baby for a honey badger If you can get …
YOU. CANNOT. CATCH. AUTISM. FROM. SOMEONE. THAT. ALREADY. HAS. AUTISM. While I am thinking of it, you can’t catch ADHD from someone who has ADHD. It is also impossible to catch spina bifida from someone who has spina bifida. Hold on a minute Simon, that’s just ridiculous – spina bifida …
YES I think breastfeeding women should be supported as much as possible. YES I also think that boobs in general are the greatest thing ever and I would be lying if I said that I didn’t occasionally glance at a large pair of whammers like a pisshead eyeing a kebab …
Are you sick and tired of women lustfully whipping out their boobs in public to breastfeed their babies while drawing attention to themselves? Well my latest product could make your embarrassment a thing of the past. My Breastfeeding Anti-Embarrassment Glasses take just seconds to apply to your face, and you …
I’m sick and tired of everyone saying that Miss Rabbit is some sort of ‘heroine’ for having 30 jobs – she is setting a terrible example for children watching Peppa Pig. Anyone splitting themselves in 30 different directions during a regular working week while looking so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed must …
Here are ten things that I learned about the National Railway Museum in York. 1 – It’s completely free to get in, so I didn’t have to get in touch beforehand and tell them that I was a massive influencer to get any freebies. 2 – If your kids are …
After my ‘very complimentary review’ of a local kids festival at the weekend, I was ready to forget about ever being invited anywhere ever again. So, imagine my shock when the guys at Marsh Farm in South Woodham Ferrers in Essex gifted me and the family entry and let me …
Here is my story about my struggle to fit a child’s car seat last week. I’m sitting here in my car in floods of tears, and I can’t face going inside. I just can’t. I just can’t bear the thought of being in front of my wife and kids right …
Theme park prices can be absolute daylight robbery these days – even for kids and toddlers. Therefore, I decided to try something a little bit different while making sure that my children would get the same thrill as the real thing, and I saved an absolute fortune by grabbing a …
On 2nd July 2019, for approximately one hour (and one glorious hour), I managed to ‘hack’ the Daily Mail website to display a message declaring that the newspaper was a ‘shiterag’, before continuing to say some very naughty things about the people who read this fine publication. Although I say …