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I have been giving this a lot of thought, and I have decided that my two-year-old daughter could secure a far better Brexit deal than Theresa May. Consider this expert piece of negotiating from last night. At precisely 6.30pm, I declared that it was ‘bed time.’ No renegotiation, no ifs, …
Here are ten baby names that you may want to consider if you want your child to get seven shades of s**t kicked out of them when they start school. IMPORTANT: This list is designed as a bit of fun. If you have chosen any of these names yourself, please don’t …
You may have already seen today’s Mail On Sunday with the hilariously misleading headline ‘Scientists blame working mothers for Britain’s childhood obesity epidemic after study of 20,000 families.’ The only problem is that it’s bollocks. I won’t link to the article here as you will probably also be subjected to …
I have thought long and hard about World Book Day costumes this year, and I came up with a solution that has already reached 900,000 people on Facebook. It takes seconds to make, and it will save you a small fortune. Here it is: He’s going as the main character …
If you have ever spent more than ten seconds on any Buy and Sell group on Facebook, you would have already realised that they are some sort of mythical and magical place where English goes to die. They form some sort of end of days where ‘there’ pretty much works …
I had a little go at a music video and remade Baby Shark about Baby Sh*t. Baby Shart is all about a father’s downward spiral after a nappy change goes horribly, horribly wrong – it’s already had more than 330,000 views on Facebook! Special thanks to the super-talented Annie Humphrey …
‘When are you having another one?’ – does anyone else with kids get asked this question 30-40 times a day? When we had one child, everyone wanted to know when the second one would put in an appearance. As soon as we had Number Two, the World and his friend …
Hi everyone. My name is James, and my daddy gave me four different remote controls to try. Here’s what I thought. SKY Q – I instantly realised that this was most definitely a premium remote. The plastic had very satisfying undertones of my brother’s Toot Toot Drivers set. The only …
It frightens me that there are still so many parents out there who genuinely believe that running a soft play business merely involves buying a load of colourful and bouncy objects and sticking a posh coffee machine next to it – this couldn’t be further from the truth. Monkey Bizzness Soft Play in Hockley, …